BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO IRISH PUBS (FROM A NON-IRISH EMPLOYEE OF AN IRISH PUB)
By Unknown - 5:07 PM
I never understood the allure of Irish Pubs until moving abroad. Sure, I had been to Irish Pubs before, but I knew nothing of the culture nor the drink offerings. I was 6 weeks into my stay in Germany, when I heard my first English-speaker on the tram - a young guy talking on the phone. I am not normally one to chat up the nearest person, but it was about time I made a friend in Karlsruhe. I anxiously eavesdropped until I heard him end the call. The question "Hey, where are you from?" blurted out of my mouth and a quick exchange later, he offers, "I am on my way to a pub; everyone speaks English there if you want to come." It was already late and a 7 am au pair shift the next morning awaited me, but I was not going to miss out on this opportunity to make friends. This evening, I found myself conversing with Australians, Germans, and my new Indian friend, all in English, with ciders, stouts, and of course some German Jaegermeister flying about. Nearly two years later, I found myself working at a local Irish Pub in Karlsruhe. Two months after that, I booked an Irish road trip and experienced my first authentic Irish pub in Killarney, Ireland, and then many others every night for the remainder of the trip.
The Irish Pub can be an intimidating concept when you are versed in the culture, so here's a Guide to the Irish Pub Culture from someone who is zero percent Irish.

For starters, you should know the Irish (or Gaelic) word for Cheers: Slaínte! It, like many other words for cheers, means health, and is pronounced, "Slahn-cha".
Next, come the beers.
Stout is the most well-known of all the Irish beers because of Guinness, the world's most famous stout. Stouts are dark, nearly black beers, with a creamy foam on top, that often have a slight hint of coffee taste. Although the color may be intimidating and the name might imply a strong taste, stouts are actually quite light. Shockingly enough, it is also one of the lower calorie and carbohydrate (non-light) beer options. It's also packed with phenols, which are antioxidants that also may prevent cancer. Another famous stout is produced by Murphy's.

Ale is that reddish-brownish beer you've seen but maybe never tasted. It usually contains a fuller, more flavor-packed taste. Originally, it was brewed without hops, but now many ales contain some, but a lower content than their beer friends. Some famous Irish ale selections are Kilkenny and Smithwick's, with Killkenny on the creamier side and Smithwick's the more traditional red ale.
Cider, my Irish Pub drink of choice, is not actually a beer, but rather just served like one. It is traditionally made from fermented apple juice, and tastes much like an adult carbonated apple juice. Ciders also come in other flavors, like the popular pear cider ("Perry Cider"). Bulmer's (branded Magner's outside of Ireland) is the cider to drink around Ireland, although many Irish Pubs also serve, Strongbow, an English cider and the most sold cider worldwide.

Pilsner is a light-colored lager and is the beer you are probably most familiar with, which also makes it the most boring order at an Irish Pub.
A mixture of ale and stout. A pint glass is filled to around 60-70% with ale, and then topped off with stout. These are also sometimes made with a lager.
Originally a mix of champagne and stout, Irish pubs serve up this treat mixing half cider and half stout. This version made with cider can be referred to as the "poor man's" black velvet.
Editor's Note: Tom & Jerry can also refer to egg nog mixed with brandy and rum, so keep this in mind.
Snake bites are a mix of lager and cider, but have become more and more popular in their "black" version, which is adding a bit of blackcurrant juice, giving it a pink color.
Editor's Note: Blackcurrant juice is often added to stouts and ciders, upon request, to sweeten things up.
In addition to the beers and fun mixtures of all of them, there are some other popular Irish pub alcoholic beverages.
A warm coffee drink with a helping of whiskey, sugar, and topped off with cream.
Named for their resemblance to the famous stout, these shots are my personal favorite, Kahlua (or another coffee liqueur) topped off with Baileys. It's like having a piece of candy - candy that makes you feel really good.

People write massive books on whiskeys, and I am no pro, but I can tell you that Irish whiskeys, spelled with the "e", are usually lighter and smoother, while Scotch whiskies (no "e" in whisky), usually contain that more peaty flavor. If you are looking for somewhere to get started, I really enjoy the Green Spot Irish Whiskey. It contains a light green apple flavor.
I will leave you with my favorite insult I learned in Ireland and special giveaway to Amazon (my favorite "shop" in the world) for whoever stuck with me: "Sorry lad, I wouldn't get up on you to hang wallpaper".
The Irish Pub can be an intimidating concept when you are versed in the culture, so here's a Guide to the Irish Pub Culture from someone who is zero percent Irish.
For starters, you should know the Irish (or Gaelic) word for Cheers: Slaínte! It, like many other words for cheers, means health, and is pronounced, "Slahn-cha".
Next, come the beers.
Stout
Stout is the most well-known of all the Irish beers because of Guinness, the world's most famous stout. Stouts are dark, nearly black beers, with a creamy foam on top, that often have a slight hint of coffee taste. Although the color may be intimidating and the name might imply a strong taste, stouts are actually quite light. Shockingly enough, it is also one of the lower calorie and carbohydrate (non-light) beer options. It's also packed with phenols, which are antioxidants that also may prevent cancer. Another famous stout is produced by Murphy's.
Ale
Ale is that reddish-brownish beer you've seen but maybe never tasted. It usually contains a fuller, more flavor-packed taste. Originally, it was brewed without hops, but now many ales contain some, but a lower content than their beer friends. Some famous Irish ale selections are Kilkenny and Smithwick's, with Killkenny on the creamier side and Smithwick's the more traditional red ale.
Cider
Cider, my Irish Pub drink of choice, is not actually a beer, but rather just served like one. It is traditionally made from fermented apple juice, and tastes much like an adult carbonated apple juice. Ciders also come in other flavors, like the popular pear cider ("Perry Cider"). Bulmer's (branded Magner's outside of Ireland) is the cider to drink around Ireland, although many Irish Pubs also serve, Strongbow, an English cider and the most sold cider worldwide.

Pilsner
Pilsner is a light-colored lager and is the beer you are probably most familiar with, which also makes it the most boring order at an Irish Pub.
Black & Tan
A mixture of ale and stout. A pint glass is filled to around 60-70% with ale, and then topped off with stout. These are also sometimes made with a lager.
Black Velvet / Tom & Jerry
Originally a mix of champagne and stout, Irish pubs serve up this treat mixing half cider and half stout. This version made with cider can be referred to as the "poor man's" black velvet.
Editor's Note: Tom & Jerry can also refer to egg nog mixed with brandy and rum, so keep this in mind.
Snake Bite / Diesel
Snake bites are a mix of lager and cider, but have become more and more popular in their "black" version, which is adding a bit of blackcurrant juice, giving it a pink color.
Editor's Note: Blackcurrant juice is often added to stouts and ciders, upon request, to sweeten things up.
In addition to the beers and fun mixtures of all of them, there are some other popular Irish pub alcoholic beverages.
Irish Coffee
A warm coffee drink with a helping of whiskey, sugar, and topped off with cream.
Baby Guinness
Named for their resemblance to the famous stout, these shots are my personal favorite, Kahlua (or another coffee liqueur) topped off with Baileys. It's like having a piece of candy - candy that makes you feel really good.
Whiskeys
People write massive books on whiskeys, and I am no pro, but I can tell you that Irish whiskeys, spelled with the "e", are usually lighter and smoother, while Scotch whiskies (no "e" in whisky), usually contain that more peaty flavor. If you are looking for somewhere to get started, I really enjoy the Green Spot Irish Whiskey. It contains a light green apple flavor.
I will leave you with my favorite insult I learned in Ireland and special giveaway to Amazon (my favorite "shop" in the world) for whoever stuck with me: "Sorry lad, I wouldn't get up on you to hang wallpaper".
What do you order to drink at a pub? Do you ever hang out at Irish pubs outside of St. Patrick's Day?
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This post first appeared as a guest feature on VTIM, but I've udpated and edited it for its Speaking Denglish debute.

















